Holy shit, you mean those things are real? [Johnny squinted, tilting his head around to get a better look.] There are definitely a couple kids in my dojo back home who don't need to know about this.

[Yeah, he's ignoring that second part. Look, there's only so much whining about "abuse" and "technically assault" and "reckless endangerment" you can hear before it starts going in one ear and out the other.]

Do you have normal ears too or is it just the furry ones?

[And the hits keep coming and they don't stop coming....

Pulsemon meanwhile is looking kind of mortified and is at least trying to get Piyomon's attention, waving his hands.]

Wait, it's really not like that.